Oops! I Just Wet Myself
Pregnancy Lesson #236 – If you are hugely pregnant and you have to pee, don’t hold it. It is physically impossible to hold it, so don’t even try.
You never know when you will be holding your pee, doing just one more thing before the going to the restroom and your husband comes along and makes you laugh. Its starts off innocently with just a drop and you think, “It’s okay, it’s just a drop.” But you are still laughing and it keeps going. Then you are laughing because you are actually peeing and you see your husband realize that you are in fact wetting your pants.
Mortified you just stand there. Luckily you are happy that you are standing on the tile in the kitchen. You look down and realize that your favorite flip-flops are getting wet so you widen your stance a bit so they don’t get even more wet than they already are. You chant to yourself, “Pee is sterile. It can be washed. It can be washed.”
After it is all said and done your husband valiantly cleans the pee in the kitchen and watches the toddler. All while you shower and put your favorite jeans and flip-flops in the washer.
When you get over the shock of what just happened you are just thankful that it didn’t happen outside of your home, that no one else was in the house and it happened on the tile. You vow to never hold your pee again.
Um, yeah, this all happened to me this evening right before dinner! hahaa
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Oh the joys of being a mommy start way before having the baby,and you are so blessed to have a great husband. You made my night when I read this.
That’s such a cute story! I have a “peed myself” story too and I wasn’t pregnant or a toddler. Intrigued? As I finished my first big cross-country race in high school, my bladder just let go! I was sooo mortified! Not that anyone noticed, but I knew. I ran over to my coach and whispered “I just peed myself.” He slapped me hard on the back and in his deep manly coach voice he said, “that’s great, that means you ran hard.” I was like uh oh, racing means wetting your pants?
That wound up being the only time though. Phew!
That’s fabulous. Thanks for sharing and be thankful that you have a husband that can make you laugh so hard that you pee yourself. That is a great sign.
“If peeing your pants is cool, then call me Miles Davis.”
5 points to whomever guesses this movie quote.
Or this semi-related one:
“Yeah, that’s right, I stepped up! And if I had to, I’d pee on any one of you!”
Billy Madison. Creepy teacher at the field trip location.
You got me on the 2nd. But it sounds like Vince Vaughn.
Yay! Daniel gets 5 points for the Billy Madison reference, and a bonus 10 points for thinking of Vince vaughn w/ the second quote, because it DOES sound like him.
But it’s not!!
“Yeah, that’s right, I stepped up! And if I had to, I’d pee on any one of you!”
Chandler Bing from Friends, after Monica gets stung by a jellyfish at the beach.
Let’s just say that after 3 kids jumping on the trampoline is never the same!
Everytime I see a trampoline I start Kegeling!
Been there done that! more than once!!
To tell ya the truth… I still occasionally do it!! And I’m not pregnant anymore!!!
Lets just say that after having 5 kids, nothing, and I mean NOTHING is ever the same.
Thanks for the laugh!
Close, Amy! It’s actually Joey. 5 points anyway!
That’s a classic! Good thing your inside the house and hubby was so patient. By the way, I love this site!
Ah ha. I now know why you didn’t share this in small group. But, just so you know….I could have related!! Been there, done that. Ha.
I’m not even pregnant anymore and this sort of thing STILL happens to me.
Kegels! They’re the key.